Finishing on a High Note

​We finished the season strong! Beating Wild Hogs was fun and standing up in the Sin Bin 10-5 was a good way to close out the season. We played well: June had another great night, and even with Arno having a rare shit night and Greg and Jeremy out we still won easily. We seemed to have solved our doubles problems too. We play regular well and we have good teams now. Greg/Jeremy is very good. June/Jeremy and June/Ralph is very good. Enda/Ralph is very good. Arno/Johnny is very good. 2LS/Johnny is very good. The playoffs start on Sunday. Let's meet at Bless U at 6.30 and watch the end of the other Bless U games before starting our match. It looks like we play the Velvet Fingers. We should handle them but they are no pushovers. Great job iTeam on an awesome regular season. Let's keep it up in the playoffs. I'm drunk and this taxi driver is absolute shit -- he is over seventy and keeps insisting he is sevenTEEN. I want to grow up like that.


Our Team Doubles Records (with winning percentage -- yes, i know i'm a geek!):

Arno/Johnny record 5-8 62%
Arno/Micky 2-2 100%
Arno/Ralph 0-1 0%
Arno/Yo Yang 2-2 100%
Arno/2LS 0-1 0%
Jeremy/Johnny 2-2 100%
Jeremy/Micky 1-2 50%
Jeremy/Ralph 0-2 0%
Johnny/2LS 2-2 100%
Johnny/Micky 0-1 0%
Greg/Micky 2-5 40%
Greg/Enda 0-1 0%
Greg/Jeremy 1-1 100%
Ralph/Yo Yang 0-2 0%
Ralph/Enda 4-6 67%
Ralph/Micky 2-2 100%
Ralph/Johnny 1-2 50%
Yo Yang/Micky 0-1 0%

*red teams denote shit teams
**green teams denote good teams

Our Individual Doubles Records (with winning percentage):

1. Johnny 10/14 71%
2. Arno 66%
3. Jeremy 5/8 62%
4. 2LS 4/7 57%
5. Enda 4/7 57%
6. Greg 5/9 56%
7. Micky 8/16 50%
8. Ralph 9/18 50%
9. Yo Yang 2/6 33%

If I get in another geeky mood I'll do our singles winning percentages. Anyway, Johnny is our best doubles player!!

On a kind of funny side-note, Chris Larsen took a really great photo of a dejected Wild Hogs team watching us steal the victory last Wednesday. I'll try to post it if he sends it to me.

Also, next season we are changing our name to one of the following:

Bless U in the Hole
Bless U up in the Hole
Bless U Holes
Bless U Hole

^.^