Week 11

I'd like to Buy one of Greg's Fancy Shmancy Cues

iTeam 10 
Kick Ash 5

They played a fucking good match against us. Irina really played well. She kicked my sorry ass in game one (so much for 1800!) and then took out Johnny in game 2. Also, she's pregnant and her rack is massive.I guess it always was, so it's massiver. Pregnant women are said to have "the glow". Maybe the glow is just big titties. Anyway. I digress.


The tough part of the schedule is about to begin. Now we find out what we are really made of. Tofu?

Peter Roxburgh told me tonight that he hasn't seen a team as good as Loft Steel (or did he say Styx?) since joining the Itaewon Pool League in 1854.

Anyway, June had her first singles loss since pre-Historic times and Kyle is still doling out money to get new players. Good segue-way? I got all hot and sweaty carrying Dewey's Balls around all day. Johnny likes Pussy. He said pussy about 30 times tonight. He really got a kick out of it. His new nickname is Corner Pocket Rocket Johnny, side-pocket Johnny is no more. Or just call him "the Hex" -- cause he helped me win two games with balls in hands before the 8s. Arno was undefeated. He's from France. He likes Sartre and can memorize a whole chess match in his head. Greg was undefeated till the doubles. Greg and I played on the King Bar dead rail table last season and still managed to let the rail beat us time and again in tonight's match. Maybe we should do Hot Yoga or something to work on our flexibility. I just can't believe what stubborn cunts we are. Enda had a better night than last week against Dolce Vita -- Enda Yo Life!! That's a great nickname. Johnny calls him Edna. That's a girl's name.

THE BET
The Bet remains about the same. Some say Stevie is leaving Boomtown Rats. Is that related? I have to work on my Segue-ways? Trans Fats may not be as harmful as previously thought. They will open the Kennedy Assassination files to the public in 2025, 13 years to go.

1. Ralph 1795 (Sucka can't stay over 1800)
2. Jeremy  1753 (Sucka stuck in Donutland)
3. Johnny 1727 (Sucka lost to Irina when he could have gained mad points)

See the whole team's rankings and stuff below. 

Players	Rating	Singles played	Doubles played
Greg "Antfarm" Antrim	1873	16	6
"Arno"	1832	17	9
Ra!ph-Michael "Laugh" Chiaia	1795	20	10
"CantDoKnow"	1753	1	1
Jeremy Anton	1753	7	3
Jesse Romero	1733	9	6
Johnny "THE HEX" Magyaros	1727	20	8
June S Han	1715	16	10
Yo "Colin" Yang	1676	2	1
"Enda yo life"	1637	4	2
MJ Kim	1625	2	0
Allen "2LS" Wiggins	1557	8	4

I'm still in a little big of shock of how much trouble it takes some people to understand the idea of alternate breaks, who elected these morons captain?
And they are seriously paying players for a fun amateur league? Give me a fucking break! Sublime sucks. I don't care how much people sing along. They still suck. Fuck them.

If anyone has any ideas to make the league better or Wednesday's more fun, tell me and I'll suggest them at the next Captain's Meeting.

Okay, it's 11:02 a.m. and I haven't been to bed yet. Peter Roxburgh is the devil. Like you didn't know.

It kind of looks like he knows what the fuck he's talking about.
Yeah Right!

One more thing, we've just won 11 weeks straight and 10 of them in Double Digits. Let's keep in rolling!

Some shithead named Killa wrote his name on the whiteboard during league night. That cracked us up. Killa.